claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
artsy-choke: a b c d e f g h i give up
kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
shutupaubrey: i don’t!! know how!! to do!! the hair buns!! i just wrap my hair into two messy buns on each side of my head But it became some kind of Miss Aubrey’s hairstyle signature. Congrats.
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
koreanswantmyseoul: keys-yeobo: daydreamshinee: hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints: loki-isblue: mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT Passing it on while crying So, Where should we all meet up now?
dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i fucking hate when people are in my house and they wont leave unless youre hulk hogan. hulk hogan can stay.
can we take a minute to just
no seriously exo m good job, mature little shits but then we have stupid exo k over here with this dude and his gay rainbow hair chanyeol looking like he just got kicked in the balls kyungsoo enjoying them purple haired suho getting it on with baek baek’s just like ‘yee’ and then there’s jongin just like ‘how the hell did i end up here wtf niggas u gay’
Just wanna get drunk tonight.
But fuck it I can’t
Spilled half a bottle of yogurt in a friend's car...
Real moody and bad day today.
And he made me smile again by patting my head, messy-ing my hair and just naturally backhugged me. Can you believe he’s just a crush? Gee. Thanks BabyLuhan. ILOVEYOU. Really, I love you.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
tvverkin: typical conversation with kids im not friends with
no-hetero: drunkdate: im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die doesn’t matter, had sex
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh